Fredy Alanis Recalls When Dick Sent Him to the ER

There is no Pride Month without Pride History, and five years ago, Fredy Alanis gave us one of the most important Pride stories of our time: the time he almost died after reportedly performing oral on a 10-inch penis.

Alanis was 19 years old and living in Chicago when the incident happened in 2018. He has since gained a bit of notoriety from the incident and his subsequent thirst-traps.

Just shy of Pride Month, Alanis posted the memory to his Twitter on May 31 and reminded everyone why he is so legendary.

"Dick sent me to the ER," read Alanis' original Snapshot post. He then took a screenshot of the post and added an updated caption, saying: "Excuse the bad angle but remember when I sucked a Hulk-sized dick and ended up in the ER afterwards LMFAO never forget."

After a Grindr-assisted hookup with a neighbor, Alanis reportedly felt a "soreness in his chest" that compounded the next day. When he showed up to his local emergency room, doctors explained that "getting the airway ruptured through oral intercourse is one in millions" and it was his unlucky day to have it happen to him.

"Happy 5 years and happy pride to the moment I'll never be able to live down," Alanis wrote on May 31 about the moment.

The embarrassing moment aside, Alanis knows how to work the angles. See some of his recent social media as @electric_papi on Twitter below.